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23 Insults One Liners Quotes-Funniest Insult Jokes You can use to Insult Someone

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If you are looking for some epic one line insults then this page is for you. We have compiled the 15 best one liner insult that can make anyone feel embarrassed. Do read and try this with your friends and whom you hate the most.

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Meanest and Funny insult one Liners

 

Why don’t you slip into something more convenient as coma?

Your birth certificate is not a birth certificate; it is actually an apology letter from the condom factory.

If you were twice as smart, you would still be a stupid.

You can commit suicide by jumping from your “ego level” to your “IQ level.”

Two wrongs don’t always make a right; you can take an example of your parents.

I’d like to see things from your point of view, but I can’t seem to get my head that far up my ass.

It is always better to let someone think that you are an idiot, rather than opening your mouth to prove it.

Oh.. boy, you look so ugly that your mother got fine for littering while dropping you to school.

Wife: “I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?” Husband: “You have perfect eyesight.”

If you think you can get a laid, then you should crawl up a chicken ass and wait.

You must have born on a highway because that’s where all accidents happen.

If laughter is considered being the best medicine, then you face must be curing the world.

If you are really curious to know about mistakes, then, you should ask your parents.

Have you heard of a place called “hell,” well.. it is actually wallpapered with all your deleted selfies.

I am really jealous of all those people who haven’t met you.

What language are you speaking? Because all it sounding like bullshit.

If I had face like you, I swear I’d sue my parents.

Roses are red violets blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Don’t you try to love nature, despite what it did to you?

You are so fake that Barbie is jealous.

You know there is one problem with your face that i can see it.

You know you are so ugly that when you born doctor threw you out of window and window threw you back.

I love what you’ve done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that?

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