Sometimes we don’t want to talk. So don’t take it personally.
Helpless is not cute at all.
Do not beat around the bush, just come to the point.
Checking other woman does not mean that we are planning to dump you. It’s just our nature.
If you think that you are fat, then don’t ask us and drive your fat ass to the gym.
Sometimes we don’t think about you. So just live with it.
Dogs are better than any cat in the world.
Shopping is not a sport. It does not appeal to us.
Your ex-boyfriend is an idiot, your brother is an idiot, and your father also belongs to that category probably.
Cleary asks for what you want. Don’t throw subtle hints because it won’t work.
A headache that lasts for 2 years is a problem. Consult a doctor.
You have enough clothes.
He is not a robot, so he won’t remember every single date. So mark anniversaries and special days on the calendar.
Your mother does not have to be our best friends.
Check your oil.
Anything you wear is fine, so, don’t ask our opinion.
Do not give us directions because neither Christopher Columbus nor we need it.
Let us ogle at other women. Unless we look at women how on earth we would get to know that you are pretty.
Women wearing revealing clothes should not complain about stare them.
Don’t give us 50 rules knowing that we will not follow even 25.
Anybody can buy a condom.
Whatever you have to say. Say it during commercial breaks.
Don’t ask us what we are thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as the shotgun formation, navel lint, and monster trucks.